Kent Nice work, honey.
Kent Well that does it. This gives us a solid strip of land right across the valley.
C Cowboy
Nothin', until those cattlemen try to drive their herds through without payin'.
Bugs How many steers will come through?
Kent Last year, there were 350,000. Now if we charge 'em twenty-five cents a head, that makes...$87,500.
Bugs Now that's money.
Gyp I'll get my gal's teeth plugged with diamonds and just set and watch her smile. [Frenchy stuffs the signed-over deed to the land into her low-cut dress]
Kent [as he grabs the paper]
I'll take care of that.
[She takes some gold coins from the poker game and drops them down the front of her dress]
I'd rather have cash - in the bank.
Dimsdale Then I'm off the liquor. A man has gotta choose between the bottle and the badge.
B Bartender
Aw, he didn't say that, or did he?
Dimsdale Shut up, you fools. But I'm tellin' you, this town of Bottleneck has gotta respect law and order or I'll put everybody in jail.
Slade The Sheriff's right. Now you can see why I chose such a strong-minded man.
Kent We're all with ya, Sheriff. If you need any help, I'll be your deputy.
Kent Mr. Destry, before we start drinking, I think you and me oughta come to an understanding.
Well, I'm all for folks understandin' each other. That's a mighty fine idea, Mr. Kent.
Kent I'm glad you agree with me. So I'll start by telling you that I have a very peculiar hobby.
So have I. Mine's carvin' napkin rings. What's yours?
Kent Mine's collectin' deputy sheriff's guns. [The saloon empties out] Whenever I meet a new deputy, I always ask him for his gun. And I ask 'em real nice.
Well, I'm sorry Mr. Kent, I'm afraid this here's one gun your collection's gonna be minus.
Kent You mean I'm gonna have to take it?
If you can. Now hold on, hold on. Don't get excited here. I was just tryin' to tell ya that I ain't got any guns. You see, if I would have had a gun there, why, one of us might have got hurt - and it might have been me. I wouldn't like that, would I? [Kent laughs]
Bugs Tweet, tweet. I'm a canary. Where's my cage?
Gyp It's gettin' sunny. Where's my parasol?
Kent Folks - seems like we got a deputy that knows what's good for him. If he don't carry a gun, he can't get into any trouble. And if anybody comes to you, you come to Uncle.
I'll remember that, Mr. Kent.
Kent What'll you have, deputy? [They turn and face the bar]
Loupgerou Milk?
[hands Destry a broom and a wooden bucket full of water]
I can see now how you cleaned up Tombstone. You can start right here - and don't forget the corners.
