I'm so hungry I could eat cancer!
More from Desperate Living
Muffy Hi big boys! I bet you didn't know Mommy won the Maryland lottery, yes! I'm going to be buying you lots of new push-up bras, so get ready for your new home! Things are going to be looking up for you two!
Muffy Good old germ-carrying American currency!
Mole Now I won't have any organs! It'll be like having a Barbie doll crotch!
Desperate Living
All Desperate Living quotes →
All Desperate Living quotes →
