Tourist Girl
And another thing, your beer tastes like piss.
We know.
Tavo
Because we piss in it!
And that's not all!
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Buscemi Then I mentioned the guitar case. Suddenly they got really interested in who you were. So I laid the story down nice and thick.
El Mariachi How thick?
Buscemi Well, pretty thick.
Buscemi Just try and keep it from turning into a **** bloodbath, all right? Not like last time.
El Mariachi That one wasn't my fault.
Buscemi Well, of course not.
El Mariachi No, they started it.
El Mariachi Is there something to drink?
Short Bartender You got something in the guitar case?
El Mariachi Yeah...
Short Bartender What?
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