Priest Would you like confession? El Mariachi Maybe later. Where I'm going, I would just have to come straight back. Carolina Where are you going? El Mariachi The church... Carolina And what for? El Mariachi Confess my sins, I'm a sinner. Tourist Girl And another thing, your beer tastes like piss. Short Bartender We know. Tavo Because we piss in it! Short Bartender And that's not all!