Defendor (2009) · 14 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Defendor (2009): in 7 of its 14 quotes
Most scenes with: Defendor/Arthur Poppington (6)
You keep getting shit-kicked. You gotta not do that. What kind of superhero gets beat up all the time?
Kat Here. You can even have your comic back, too. First issue. You think it's worth something? You're wrong. Some geek offered me four bucks for it. Apparently Strontium 90 and the Hellhound Gang sucks balls.
You shouldn't take other people's stuff.
Kat Oh, really? Thanks for the tip. Should I suck your **** now?
Well, you spend all of my money on drugs.
Kat Yeah, and...?
Well, you should spend it on a typewriter, like Lois Lane.
Kat Well guess what? I'm not Lois Lane, and you're not **** Superman. So go jack off on some other fantasy, all right?
Why do you smoke that stuff?
Kat Why do you dress up like a superhero?
Mmm… 'cause superheroes aren't stupid. They're not afraid. And when I'm Defendor I'm not Arthur anymore. I'm a million times better than Arthur.
Kat Well, when I smoke that stuff, I'm not afraid or stupid. I'm not me either. It's the same.
Kat I don't need anybody's help.
Everybody needs help. [in Defendor voice] Even superheroes.
Kat I shot him, Arthur! I shot Dooney in the balls.
Good girl.
Moon…
Kat What are you saying?
I'll see you… on the moon.
