Defendor/Arthur Poppington quotes from Defendor (2009)

Look out, termites. It's squishing time.

Dooney

Who the **** are you supposed to be?

Your worst nightmare.

Dooney

Who writes your dialogue? Superman?

No. I write it myself.

Dooney

You know what? You need a good ghost writer. Somebody with talent.

No. You need a ghost writer. 'Cause that's what you're going to be after I pulverize you.

Kat

Here. You can even have your comic back, too. First issue. You think it's worth something? You're wrong. Some geek offered me four bucks for it. Apparently Strontium 90 and the Hellhound Gang sucks balls.

You shouldn't take other people's stuff.

Kat

Oh, really? Thanks for the tip. Should I suck your **** now?

Well, you spend all of my money on drugs.

Kat

Yeah, and...?

Well, you should spend it on a typewriter, like Lois Lane.

Kat

Well guess what? I'm not Lois Lane, and you're not **** Superman. So go jack off on some other fantasy, all right?

Why do you smoke that stuff?

Kat

Why do you dress up like a superhero?

Mmm… 'cause superheroes aren't stupid. They're not afraid. And when I'm Defendor I'm not Arthur anymore. I'm a million times better than Arthur.

Kat

Well, when I smoke that stuff, I'm not afraid or stupid. I'm not me either. It's the same.

Kat

I don't need anybody's help.

Everybody needs help. [in Defendor voice] Even superheroes.

Paul

God, he thinks he's a superhero! That's why he's all beat up like that. He-he dresses up in tights and calls himself Defendor, with a big "D" on his chest and a cape!

No. Capes are for flying. I don't… I don't fly.

Doctor, when I put Kat's dad into the garbage, was that wrong?

Dr. Park

There are probably better ways to deal with people like that.

So it was wrong?

Dr. Park

I'm not sure, Arthur.

Kat

I shot him, Arthur! I shot Dooney in the balls.

Good girl.

Moon…

Kat

What are you saying?

I'll see you… on the moon.