Doctor, when I put Kat's dad into the garbage, was that wrong?
Dr. Park There are probably better ways to deal with people like that.
So it was wrong?
Dr. Park I'm not sure, Arthur.
Defendor/Arthur Poppington
12 quotes
Kat Debrofkowitz
Bryan Renfro · 7 quotes
Paul Carter
Michael Kelly · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Defendor/Arthur Poppington & Kat Debrofkowitz (6)
Defendor quotes
Dr. Park Dr. Park Moon…
What are you saying?
I'll see you… on the moon.
Well, you spend all of my money on drugs.
Yeah, and...?
Well, you should spend it on a typewriter, like Lois Lane.
Well guess what? I'm not Lois Lane, and you're not **** Superman. So go jack off on some other fantasy, all right?
Why do you smoke that stuff?
Why do you dress up like a superhero?
Mmm… 'cause superheroes aren't stupid. They're not afraid. And when I'm Defendor I'm not Arthur anymore. I'm a million times better than Arthur.
Well, when I smoke that stuff, I'm not afraid or stupid. I'm not me either. It's the same.
Dooney Who the **** are you supposed to be?
Your worst nightmare.
Dooney Who writes your dialogue? Superman?
No. I write it myself.
Dooney You know what? You need a good ghost writer. Somebody with talent.
No. You need a ghost writer. 'Cause that's what you're going to be after I pulverize you.
Here. You can even have your comic back, too. First issue. You think it's worth something? You're wrong. Some geek offered me four bucks for it. Apparently Strontium 90 and the Hellhound Gang sucks balls.
You shouldn't take other people's stuff.
Oh, really? Thanks for the tip. Should I suck your **** now?
I don't need anybody's help.
Everybody needs help. [in Defendor voice] Even superheroes.
I shot him, Arthur! I shot Dooney in the balls.
Good girl.
God, he thinks he's a superhero! That's why he's all beat up like that. He-he dresses up in tights and calls himself Defendor, with a big "D" on his chest and a cape!
No. Capes are for flying. I don't… I don't fly.
Do you remember when you saved Jack's life? I'll never forget what you did that day. You were just a regular guy doing something remarkable. You don't need a costume. Ordinary people, they do extraordinary things all the time. You're always going to be that hero, Arthur, just by being yourself.
Look out, termites. It's squishing time.
When you break the law, you're a punk. When you break the law with a badge, you're a punk with a badge. I don't strike officers. Punks? Different story.
You keep getting shit-kicked. You gotta not do that. What kind of superhero gets beat up all the time?