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Blind Al: Why such a douche this morning?
Wade: Let's recap! The ****thistle that turned me into this freak slipped through my arms today. [Looks at his bloody stump of a left hand] Arm. Catching him was my only chance to be hot again, get my super sexy ex back and prevent this shit from happening to someone else, so yeah, today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo. [walks out while holding a toy unicorn and farting on Blind Al] Hashtag, #driveby.
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