“Francis: Jeez, you should thank me. Apparently, I made you immortal....”

Francis

Jeez, you should thank me. Apparently, I made you immortal. I'm actually quite jealous.

Deadpool

Yeah, but this ain't a life worth livin' is it? [wiggles his katana] Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90's. [raises his fist to punch Francis, but is stopped by a loud clang, and feels something metallic, which is Colossus' crotch] [confused] Dad?

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