A scene from Deadpool 2016
Deadpool

41 confirmed kills; now it's 89, about to be 90.

"Agent Smith"

Mr. Wilson?

Deadpool

Ding-ding!

"Agent Smith"

You're...looking very alive.

Deadpool

Hah! Only on the outside.

"Agent Smith"

This is not going to end well for me, is it?

Deadpool

This is not going to end well for you, no. Where's your boss?

"Agent Smith"

I can tell you exactly--

Deadpool

[Puts his finger on the recruiter's mouth]

Ah, deh-deh-deh-deh-deh-deh-deh-deh-deh-deh. Oh, you'll tell me. But first... [To the camera, putting his hand on it and pushing it to the left, to where some civilian bystanders are watching] ...you might want to look away for this. Now, this little piggy went to--
[A loud cracking sound is heard, as the recruiter screams in pain, and the civilian bystanders give looks of horror at what they see.]

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