Vanessa [after Wade's diagnosis]
I just realized something: You win. Your life is officially way more **** up than mine.
Played by Morena Baccarin 
Deadpool (2016) · 78 quotes
Deadpool (2016) · 78 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Deadpool (2016): in 6 of its 78 quotes
Most scenes with: Wade W. Wilson / Deadpool (2)
I've played a lot of roles. "Damsel-in-distress" ain't one of them!
More lines from Vanessa
2 quotes Vanessa Vanessa [seeing Deadpool's scarred face for the first time]
After a brief adjustment period and a bunch of drinks, it's a face…I'd be happy to sit on.
Scenes with Vanessa
3 scenes Vanessa Hey, hands off the merchandise.
Merchandise, huh? So, you, uh... bump fuzzies for money?
Vanessa Yup.
Rough childhood?
Vanessa Rougher than yours. Daddy left before I was born.
Daddy left before I was conceived.
Vanessa Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?
Where else do you put one out?
Vanessa I was molested.
Me too. Uncle.
Vanessa Uncles. They took turns.
I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet, which also happens to be my–
Vanessa Your bedroom. Lucky, I slept in a dishwasher box.
[gasps]
You had a dishwasher? I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix, and clown porn.
Vanessa [laughs]
Who would do such a thing?
Hopefully you, later tonight? Hey, what can I get for, [looks at his wallet] uh, $275 and a... Yogurtland rewards card?
Vanessa Baby, about 48 minutes of whatever the **** you want. [takes the rewards card, sticks it in Wade's mouth] And a low-fat dessert.
Vanessa [After playing skee-ball with Wade]
Well, I hate to break it to you, but your 48 minutes are up.
Hey, how many more minutes can I get for this? [Hands her the Voltron ring he won] FYI, five mini lion-bots come together to form one super-bot, so...
Vanessa Five mini-lion bots?! [Deadpan] Three minutes.
Deal. What do we do with the remaining two minutes, 37 seconds?
Vanessa ...Cuddle?
Vanessa [after Angel Dust rips the tape off her mouth]
Thanks, dickless. [to Ajax] And I mean you.
Wow, you're a talker, too. You and Wade.
Vanessa I've been trying to tell you assholes, you got the wrong girl! My old boyfriend, he's dead.
See, I thought that, too. But he keeps on coming back. Like a cockroach, but uglier. Now, I may not feel, but he does. Let's see how he fights with your head on the block.
