A scene from Deadpool 2 2018
Deadpool

Family was always an F-word to me. My pile-of-shit father took off and bailed. I mean, it's not like I have a lot of strong role models to draw off of for Todd.

Vanessa

Hey, look at me. You are not your father. Besides... I will never, ever let our child be named Todd.

Deadpool

But here's the thing – isn't that how it always works? Like in Star Wars, men are destined to become their father, and have consensual sex with their sister?

Vanessa

I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie.

Deadpool

No, I'm pretty sure Luke nailed her.

Vanessa

Baby, that's Empire. The point is, kids... they give us a chance to be better than we are. Better than we used to be.

Deadpool

You're a lot smarter than I look.

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