A character in The Day After Tomorrow (2004)

Sam quotes from The Day After Tomorrow (2004)

Jake Gyllenhaal

Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in The Day After Tomorrow (2004): in 11 of its 58 quotes
Most scenes with: Laura (3), Judith (2)

A line from Sam [As people begin to leave the library.]

One second! The storm is gonna get bad! It's gonna get really, really bad! [They ignore him.] You're not gonna be able to survive in it! [Quietly] Believe me. [Begging] Sir, please just stay. Just stay. Just don't… don't… [He finally gives up as they keep pushing past him]

More lines from Sam

3 quotes
Sam

This place is so retro! It might actually be cool if it were on purpose.

Sam
[After he sees on the news that two planes have crashed due to turbulence]

So much for "one in a billion."

Scenes with Sam

7 scenes
[On Sam failing calculus]

I'm not angry. I'm disappointed.

Sam

Do you wanna hear my side of it?

Sam, how can there be two sides?

Sam

Hey, look, I got every question right on the final and the only reason why Mr. Spengler failed me was because I didn't write out the solutions.

Why not?

Sam

I do them in my head.

Did you tell him that?

Sam

I did. He didn't believe me. He said that if he can't do them in his head then I must be cheating.

Well, that's ridiculous! How can he fail you for being smarter than he is?

Sam

That's what I said.

You did? [Smirks] How'd he take it?

Sam

He flunked me, remember?

Man you got some serious competition.

Sam

Please.

I bet he's really rich too.

Sam

Shut up.

Hey, thanks for bringing us here.

J.D.

I couldn't let you leave New York without seeing the Natural History Museum.

Sam
[Under his breath]

Of course not. It's the world's finest collection of stuffed animals.

Sam

Excuse me, are there any pay-phones on the upper floors?

No, no, no. Uh, but there are some on the mezzanine.

Sam

Great. [Walks away]

Oh, but I-I-I think it's all underwater!

Here it is. Oh, this fireplace probably hasn't been used in about a hundred years.

Sam
[He opens the flue, dodging the snow that falls from the chimney.]

Ugh, whoa. Alright. [He starts ripping up books and throwing them in the fireplace]

What are you doing?

Sam

What did you think we were going to burn?

You can't burn books!

Jeremy

NO! Absolutely not!

Sam

You wanna freeze to death?

Everything I've ever cared about, everything I've worked for, has all been preparation for a future that no longer exists. I know you always thought I took the competition too seriously. You were right. It was all for nothing.

Sam

No. No, I just said that to avoid admitting the truth.

The truth about what?

Sam

About why I joined the team. I joined it because of you.

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