Brian You know, statistically, the chance of a plane going down because of turbulence is less than, what, one in a billion? Or is it a million? I can't remember if it's
Shut up, Brian.
Played by Arjay Smith 
The Day After Tomorrow (2004) · 58 quotes
The Day After Tomorrow (2004) · 58 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in The Day After Tomorrow (2004): in 4 of its 58 quotes
Scenes with Brian
4 scenes Brian Brian Man you got some serious competition.
Please.
Brian I bet he's really rich too.
Shut up.
Officer Campbell
[Brian fixes a radio while the others in the library sleep]
Maybe you should have somebody help you with that.
Brian Sir, I am president of the electronics club, the math club, and the chess club. Now, if there is a bigger nerd in here, please point him out.
Officer Campbell
[Without opening his eyes, Sam smirks]
I'll just leave you alone to work on it.
Friedrich Nietzsche? We cannot burn Friedrich Nietzsche! He was the most important thinker of the 19th century!
Elsa
Oh, please! Nietzsche was a chauvinist pig who was in love with his sister.
He was not a chauvinist pig!
Elsa
But he was in love with his sister.
Brian Uh, excuse me, you guys? Yeah. There's a whole section on tax law down here that we can burn.
