10th most-quoted character in The Dark Knight (2008): in 4 of its 136 quotes
Most scenes with: Rachel Dawes (4)
Scenes with Clown
4 scenes
CD Clown (driver)
[Part of the opening scene; "Bank heist"]
Three of a kind. Let's do this.
CG Clown (gunman)
That's it? Three guys?
CD Clown (driver)
Two guys on the roof, every guy gets his share. Five shares is plenty.
CG Clown (gunman)
Six shares. Don't forget the guy who planned the job.
CD Clown (driver)
He thinks he can sit this out and still get his slice? I know why they call him "the Joker".
CA Clown (alarm guy)
[Camera cuts to the two guys up on the roof]
So, why do they call him "the Joker"?
CS Clown (safecracker)
I heard he wears make-up.
CA Clown (alarm guy)
Make-up?
CS Clown (safecracker)
Yeah, to scare people. You know, war paint.
CA Clown (alarm guy)
[tampering with the bank's alarm system]
Here comes the silent alarm...and there it goes. That's funny; it didn't dial out to 9-1-1. It was trying to reach a private number.
CS Clown (safecracker)
Is it a problem?
CA Clown (alarm guy)
Nah, I'm done here.
[The safecracker shoots him]
BM Bank Manager
[Back in the lobby, the bank manager, who was hired by the mob, pulls a shotgun from under his desk and shoots one of the clowns in the back; he proceeds to shoot at the other two in the lobby, one of which is the masked Joker]
Do you have any idea who you're stealing from?! [Shoots off more rounds as the masked Joker and the other clown hide behind a counter] You and your friends are dead!
CG Clown (gunman)
[Behind the counter] [to the still masked Joker]
He's out, right?
CG Clown (gunman)
[The Joker nods; the Clown gets up only to receive the bank manager's last round in the right shoulder as the Joker shoots the manager in the right leg] [to the Joker]
Where did you learn to count?!
CS Clown (safecracker)
[One of the clowns has cracked open the safe]
They wired this thing up with like 5,000 volts. What kind of bank does that?
CG Clown (gunman)
A mob bank. I guess the Joker is as crazy as they say. Where's the alarm guy?
CS Clown (safecracker)
The boss told me that when the guy was done, I should take him out. One less share, right?
CG Clown (gunman)
Funny. He told me something similar.
CS Clown (safecracker)
What? [turns around and realizes] No, no!
[The gunman shoots him]
CG Clown (gunman)
That's a lot of money. If this Joker guy was so smart, he would've had us bring a bigger car. [points his gun at the Joker, who is still in disguise] I'm betting the Joker told you to kill me soon as we loaded the cash.
[chuckles]
No, no, no, no. I kill the bus driver. [slowly steps to his right]
CG Clown (gunman)
[confused]
Bus driver? [moves gun to the right] What bus driver?
CB Clown (bus driver)
[A school bus drives through the wall, killing the henchman. The clown-masked bus driver hops out]
School's out, time to go. [begins helping the masked Joker load the cash] Cat's not getting up, is he?
CB Clown (bus driver)
[The bus driver begins to load the money into the school bus]
That's a lot of money. [small pause] What happened to the rest of the guys?
[The masked Joker turns his back to the bus driver and walks forward, casually gunning him down behind him]
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