Lucius quotes from The Dark Knight (2008)

Bruce Wayne

I need a new suit.

Lucius

Three buttons is a little 90's, Mr. Wayne.

Bruce Wayne

I'm not talking fashion, so much as function. [Fox inspects the new designs.]
Lucius You want to be able to turn your head.

Bruce Wayne

Well, it would make backing out of the driveway easier.

I want $10 million a year, for the rest of my life.

Lucius

Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands...and your plan is to blackmail this person? [pauses, smiles] Good luck.

You can...keep these...
[Lucius calmly goes back to reading his paperwork]

Lucius

Now, for high altitude jumps, you're gonna need oxygen and stabilizers. I must say, compared to your usual requests, jumping out of an airplane is pretty straightforward. [opens up a case containing the oxygen mask and tanks]

Bruce

What about getting back into the plane?

Lucius

I'd recommend a good travel agent.

Bruce

Without it landing.

Lucius

Now that's more like it, Mr. Wayne.

Lucius

Perhaps you should read the instructions first.

Lucius

Now, this new armor is lighter, so you'll be able to move more easily, but there is a tradeoff in that you'll have less protection and be more vulnerable to bullets and knives.

Bruce

How will it hold up against dogs?

Lucius

We talking rottweilers or chihuahuas? [Bruce gives him a dirty look] Should do fine against cats.

Bruce

Sonar? [getting excited] Just like a...

Lucius

...A submarine, Mr. Wayne. Like a submarine.