“If I give my heart to you... then I'll have none and you'll have two.” – Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee, Crocodile Dundee ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Crocodile Dundee 1986

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee Paul Hogan

[sings in the bathtub]

If I give my heart to you... [pause] then I'll have none and you'll have two.

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