She's not nuts. Don't you ever have problems in Walkabout Creek?
Well, if y' have a problem… take it to Wally… Wally'll tell the town… no more problem.
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee
Paul Hogan · 11 quotes
Sue Charlton
Linda Kozlowski · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee & Sue Charlton (3)
Crocodile Dundee quotes
Neville Bell Oh no, you can't take my photograph.
Oh, I'm sorry, you believe it will take your spirit away.
Neville Bell No, you got lens-cap on it.
Richard Mason New York City, Mr. Dundee. Home to seven million people.
That's incredible. Imagine seven million people all wanting to live together. Yeah, New York must be the friendliest place on earth.
That croc would have eaten me alive.
Oh well, I wouldn't hold that against him. [The] thought crossed my mind once or twice.
What for?
He's got a knife.
[chuckling]
That's not a knife. [draws a large Bowie knife] That's a knife.
[Dundee slashes the teen mugger's jacket. He and his friends run away]
Just kids having fun. You alright?
I'm always all right when I'm with you Dundee.
[singing]
Up North in the Never Never / Where the land is harsh and bare / Lives a mighty hunter named Mick Dundee / Who can dance like Fred Astaire!
[sings in the bathtub]
If I give my heart to you... [pause] then I'll have none and you'll have two.
[to a New York driver]
Get on the right side of the road, you pelican!
It's for washing your backside! right?
No wonder you have so many accidents around here, the steering wheel's on the wrong side of the car!
Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land. They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on.