A character in Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989)

Lester quotes from Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989)

Alan Alda

3rd most-quoted character in Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989): in 4 of its 20 quotes

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I'll be honest. You're not my first choice.

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Lester

If it bends it's funny. If it breaks, it's not funny.

Lester

Idea for a farce. A poor...loser does a documentary of a great man and learns valuable insights.

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