"Well, of course you're having trouble reaching him! He's off saving the rain forest or recycling his sandals or some shit!"
Cameron Poe
Nicolas Cage · 16 quotes
Cyrus "The Virus" Grissom
John Malkovich · 16 quotes
U.S. Marshal Vince Larkin
John Cusack · 8 quotes
Garland Green
7 quotes
D.E.A. Agent Duncan Malloy
Colm Meaney · 6 quotes
Billy Bedlam
Nick Chinlund · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Cameron Poe & Billy Bedlam (2)
Con Air quotes
Page 3 of 4"What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the ****in' day."
"What if I told you 'insane' was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?"
"What you got there, Poe, is a walking, talking reason to rehabilitate." ~ Guard Sally Bishop
"When this is over, so are you, you little prick!"
"When you wake up, Bishop, I'll be Johnny Twenty-Four."
"Where's Sandino? (Sandino's plane roars out of the hangar) That's my **** plane!"
"Yeah, well I'd still like to crush his larynx with my boot!"
I thought I heard you say you was on north block.
That's right.
Funny thing. I was on north block. I don't know you.
Now what do you think that means? Nothing. Not diddly-shit. See, there were 160 cats on north block, and I didn't want to know 159 of them. Which included you! What do you think about that?
If we let you out, you gonna play nice, Billy?
Thanks Poe. You've proven to be a most useful mammal.
"Many hands make light work." My daddy taught me that.
You know what my daddy taught me?
What's that?
Nothin'.
Self educated man.
Good now here are the rules, I'm going to ask a question and then you will ask a question.
Okay.
Okay, here's my first question. In Carson City your boys were onto us, how?
One of the guards- (Is cut off by Larkin)
One of the guards faked a heart attack and we had to remove his restraints, okay?
Alright, now what's your question?
Where are you going with my plane, Cyrus?
We're going to Disney Land.
You're lying, Cyrus.
So are you, Vince.
Diamond Dog Yee-ha! What's on your mind, hillbilly?
Now, let's see, what was I thinking? Oh, yeah — "Yee-ha," that's right. I was just wondering what a black militant - that would be you - is doin' taking orders from a white boy on a power trip? Now don't you think that's strange?
Diamond Dog A means to an end my white friend, a means to an end. See, I can play house **** till we get to where we're going... and then, the day of the Dog begins...shh.
Guard Falzon Well, welcome aboard. My, my; as I look around I see a lot of celebrities among us. I see eleven Current Affairs, two Hard Copies and a genuine Geraldo interviewee, [gestures at Diamond Dog] but I gotta tell you gentlemen, none of this impresses me. Because we have rules on this aircraft and they're going to be enforced. It's a lot like kindergarten. You'll keep your hands to yourself, keep the decibel level down and, if any of you should feel the need to scream, spit, or bite, you get the treatment.
Inmate
[spits at Falzon's feet]
**** you, pig.
Guard Falzon [to another guard]
Gag and bag this Nazi muffin. [strikes inmate before guards gag him and place a mesh bag over his head] You see, this kind of thing puts me in a foul mood. These rules will be enforced because I can't have trouble. If any of you so much as pass gas in my general direction, upsetting my delicate nasal passages, your testicles will become my personal property. That's pretty clear. Good.