Hud Maybe you should have left town a bit earlier, man.
Played by T.J. Miller 
Cloverfield (2008) · 27 quotes
Cloverfield (2008) · 27 quotes
Most-quoted character in Cloverfield (2008): in 19 of its 27 quotes
Most scenes with: Robert Hawkins (7), Lily (3), Jason Hawkins (2)
Beth lives in Midtown. Alright? Midtown is that way. Guess what else is that way! Some horrific shit is in Midtown!
More lines from Hud
6 quotes Hud Hud Rob, it is time to leave the electronics store.
Hud [repeated line]
I'm documenting.
Hud [pointing the camera at himself as he prepares to cross a treacherous rooftop]
If this is the last thing you see me, that means I died.
Hud No one ever listens to me, now they are- we're all gonna die...
Hud (with Marlena and Lily, trying to get Rob to stop)
One of us is gonna have to tackle you and that's gonna be very uncomfortable for everyone involved!
Scenes with Hud
12 scenes
Rob
Still filming?
Hud Yeah, people are gonna want to know... how it all went down.
Hud Okay, just to be clear here, our options are: die here, die in the tunnels, or die in the streets. That pretty much it?
Rob
Yeah... that's pretty much it.
Hud [The group is passing through a pitch-black subway tunnel on foot]
Do you guys remember a couple of years ago when that guy was lighting homeless people on fire in the subways?
Rob
Jesus, Hud! Maybe not the best time for this conversation down here!
Hud Right.
Hud [awkward silence]
I just can't stop thinking how scary it'd be if a flaming homeless guy came running...
All
HUD!
Hud I'm just saying. Sorry.
Sir, sir, do you know what that thing is?
Marine
No one ain't telling me... whatever it is, it's winning.
Hud [After finding that Beth's apartment building is leaning against another building, the group discusses how to reach her]
Please tell me she lives on the ground floor.
Rob
39th.
Hud Shit.
How are we going to get up there?
Rob
I don't know; we'll just go inside and see how high up we can get.
I don't know if I can do that.
Hud Well, maybe we can try going up the other building and see if there is a place to cross over on the roof, and then we can find some way down to her place.
Hud [Rob considers, then begins running towards the building. Lilly follows]
Wait! No, never mind! No, that's a bad idea! Hey! That's a bad idea, I take that back!
Hud [running up a staircase]
How could they not know anything about it? Unless... maybe they're like, in on it, you know? Like maybe the government created it or something.
Rob
Do we have to talk about this now Hud?
Hud Well, I need to talk about something, because if I don't I'm going to actually shit my pants in this stairwell.
Hud It's a terrible thing.
. . .
[While trying to pass down a flight of stairs, Rob encounters a parasite and impales it with a fire ax]
Oh my God! What is that?
Hud I don't know, something else! Also terrible!
Hud [talking about the monster]
...maybe it flew here from another planet.
Marlena What, like Superman?
Hud Yeah like- ...hold on...you know who Superman is?
Marlena [turns around and acts very shocked]
Oh my God! YOU know who Superman is? Oh my God, are you aware of Garfield?
Party Guest
How're you going to survive without Rob, he's like your "main dude".
Hud I don't know. [turns to Rob] Hey, how am I going to survive without you?
Rob
I don't know, I'm like your "main dude".
Hud Straight up!
Rob and Beth slept together.
Hud Are you serious?
Yeah, a few weeks ago. Beth made me promise not to say anything. She also slept with Dean from Supernatural!
Are you kidding me Lily? Rob and Beth sleeping together and your not even going to tell me that?
Hud Why would't you tell me?
Robert Hawkins, I can't believe you're leaving me to look after your brother by myself!
Oh! Easy, easy. I mean I'm obviously standing right here.
And I know I'm not officially family... yet...
Not fair.
Hud [to Lily]
Dude... I'll cut him out later.
But I think of you as my brother, and I hope you think of me as your sister.
Hud Ocean is big, dude. All I'm saying is a couple of years ago, they found a fish in Madagascar that they thought been extinct for centuries
Rob
So what? Its been down here all this time and nobody noticed?
Hud Sure. Maybe it erupted from an ocean trench, you know? Or a crevasse. Crevice. It's just a theory. I mean, for all we know, it's from another planet and it flew here.
Marlena Like Superman?
Hud Yeah, exactly like... Wait. You know who Superman is?
Marlena Oh, my God. You know who Superman is?
Hud Okay, I'm not...
Marlena [sarastically]
I'm, like, feeling something. Are you aware of Garfield?
