“Wowie! That's a looker. Blondie, big lips. Chesty. Is that your girl?”

Michael

[Ben is now a full-grown man and has gone into his father's line of work. Michael looks around Ben's office and sees a picture of him with a very attractive blonde woman.]

Wowie! That's a looker. Blondie, big lips. Chesty. Is that your girl?

Ben

No, that's your daughter Samantha.

Michael

Of course it is. And you better always take care of her... ...and make sure nobody touches her except you.

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