Click 2006 quotes

John Ammer

Well, the interesting thing, Prince Habeeboo, is that the building codes in Manhattan will allow us to- Michael.

Michael Newman

Sorry I'm late, sir. Some moron in a red Lamborghini parked in my spot, so-

Prince Habeeboo

Prince Habeeboo drive red Lamborghini.

Michael

Ehh, red Lamborghini? I meant blue Ferrari.

Prince Habeeboo

Is this one of your partners?

John Ammer

Actually, Michael is just an associate. But he is one of our brightest young architects.

Michael

Thank you.

John Ammer

Walk His Majesty through our design concept.

Michael

With pleasure. Prince Haboobee...

Prince Habeeboo

Habeeboo! Prince Habeeboo.

Michael

Habeeboo. I thought I said that. When Mr. Ammer explained to me the type of man you are- a visionary who prides himself on originality- I said to myself, "Let's smash the mould and redefine elegance." So I present to you your restaurant. [unveils a scale model of the planned restaurant interior]

Prince Habeeboo

Where is...? Where is bar?

Michael

Bar is... Here's the bar. Now, the waterfall...

Prince Habeeboo

Make bar longer.

Michael

Okay. We could cut into the atrium a little bit.

Prince Habeeboo

No atrium. Just make bar longer for Prince Habeeboo.

Michael

Wowie! That's a looker. Blondie, big lips. Chesty. Is that your girl?

No, that's your daughter Samantha.

Michael

Of course it is. And you better always take care of her... ...and make sure nobody touches her except you.

Hey, Dad! Look at Kevin's new Robo-Dog!

Michael

That's nice.

Kevin

NICE? This thing's worth more than your car!

Michael

Not anymore it ain't!

Michael

Sorry I am late, guys. Some jackass parked his red Lamborghini in my parking space.

Prince Habeeboo drive red Lamborghini.

Michael

Oh, did I say red Lamborghini? I meant blue Ferrari.

Ben, Ben. Family. Family. Family.

What?

Family. Family.... Family comes first.

Family comes first.

Honeymoon. Honeymoon.

Honeymoon. [to his wife] I love you. [consoles with her]

Samantha. Samantha. I didn't make 200, but I love you.

I love you.

Bill, Bill, Bill. [flips him off but he signifies an okay sign, indicating he's made peace with him. He holds Donna's hand] I'm sorry.

Morty

Michael. The note you wrote her, in your pocket. [shows note stating "Will you still love me in the morning?"]

Donna

Forever and ever, babe.

Morty

It's time to go.

Michael

Whoa, Ben! Way to go! Where did you find a woman like this? How did you meet her?

Uh, Dad, she is your daughter and my sister.

Michael

Oh right, right! And uh, we have to protect her as the men of the family!

Doctor

Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Newman, you have a baby girl!

A girl? No wait, this is a baby boy!

A boy? I have a son!

I can see why you made a mistake doctor, it has such a tiny schmeckel!

Morty

She must have some kind of super vision. Neither the doctor nor I could have identified something that small.

Kevin

Mr. Newman.

Michael

Kevin O'Doyle. Yeah. Always a pleasure.

Kevin

What kind of stereo you got in that blue piece of shit?

Michael

You know what? I never checked, Kevin.

Kevin

Yeah, well, my father's stereo is a Bose.

Michael

Your father's stereo blows? That's too bad.

Kevin

No! I said... That's not what I said!

Michael

His father's stereo blows! Whee!!! [drives off]

Mike, go long!

Michael

Touchdown!

Michael! Dinner is ready! You can invite your friends if you like.

Michael

If you want to come over to my tent to have a barbeque, you are welcome.

Or, we could go over to my family's camper where we have a TV antenna and can watch Three's Company. [Kids elect to go to the RV, running off screen.]

Three's Company! Three's Company!
[Adult Michael observes this with regret as his friends abandoned him since his parents did not have many material possessions, showing an insight to his adult personality.]

Michael Newman

You're pathetic.

Michael Newman

Like I said, '"Good guys need a break". I know you'll do the right thing this time. Love Morty. P.S.: Your wife's rocking body still drives me crazy.' Okay, Morty. [disposes of the universal remote in the trash bin, and this time it does not reappear]

Michael Newman

You bastard. [loses control of his rage and tries to attack him, only to grab nothing and fall]

Michael Newman

You look like pale there, pal. Let me fix that. [changes his skin color to yellow] You're all yellow from the scurvy. Arr, captain. [picks green] Grr.. Don't get the Hulk angry. Raaaahrrr! [to purple] Oh, there's Barney. [spoof Barney theme] I love you, you love me. The jogger had giant boobies.