Can I use your bathroom?

Sure. But there's no lights back there.

Why aren't there any lights?

Well, there are, but for some reason they stop working at 5:14 every night.

You're kidding. Why?

Nobody can figure it out. The boss doesn't wanna pay the electrician to fix it, 'cause the electrician owes money to the video store.

Such a sordid state of affairs.

And I'm caught in the middle. Torn between my loyalty for the boss and my desire to piss with the lights on.

Well, I'll try to manage.

Oh, hey Caitlin, break his heart again this time and I'll kill ya. Nothing personal.

You are very protective of him, Randal. You always have been.

Territoriality. He was mine first.

Oh, that was so cute.