I feel good today, Silent Bob. We're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna **** this bitch, I'll **** this bitch, I'll **** anything that moves! [to a man passing by on a bicycle] Yo, what the **** you lookin' at? I'll kick your ****in' ass! Shit yeah. [to Silent Bob] Doesn't that mother****er owe me 10 bucks? You know, ****in' tonight, we're gonna rip off this ****er's head, and tear out his ****in' soul. Remind me if he tries to buy something, I'm gonna shit in the mother****er's bag. [to two women in a passing car] Hey, what's up babes? What's up, sluts?
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