“You're my best friend and I love you, in a totally heterosexual way....” – Randal Graves, Clerks II ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Clerks II 2006

Randal Graves Jeff Anderson

You're my best friend and I love you, in a totally heterosexual way. Please don't leave me.

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