What'd you do that for?! You realise he just thinks you're trying to get him into a three-way with us now, don't you?
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Jay You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hangin' out in front of places sellin' weed 'n shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals 'n shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah... I'd be the first mother****er to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien life form... and **** it. And people'd be, like, "There he goes; homeboy **** the Martian once."
Jay That guy's being awfully forward with that donkey.
Elias What's sexier than an elf princess's sword?
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