Man, you must love this **** guy, 'cause he's the biggest pussy I ever met, the dude who lives his life according to everyone else's standards. "I have to go down to Florida and get married because that what's expected of me." And the **** insane part is, he ain't even crazy about the chick he's marrying or Florida, never mind the fact that he's got a perfectly good chick right here in Jersey who he's nuts about and even Anne-****-Frank can see that she's nuts about him—God knows why. And she likes you for who you are, man. She ain't trying to stuff you into a box you'll never fit into, not to mention that she's carrying your hideous **** C.H.U.D. of a kid. Jesus, if you had any sense whatsoever, you'd **** stop trying to bray it up with the rest of the sheep and live your life the way it makes sense to you, you **** ass.
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