Mr. Parker
Thanks a lot, guys. Merry Christmas. Get the crowbar and a hammer, Ralphie. Go on. [mispronouncing] Uh, "fra-gee-lay." It must be Italian.
Mrs. Parker
I think that says "fragile", honey.
Mr. Parker
Oh, yeah. Here we go.
Ralphie (as an adult)
[hammer tapping and crowbar breaks at once]
Holy smokes, it was 6:45. Only one thing could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleamed in the window.
Radio
Who's the little chatterbox the one with pretty auburn locks? Who do you see? It's little orphan Annie!
Ralphie (as an adult)
:[The song is heard from outside.] Kids, it's Little Orphan Annie time. Brought to by rich, chocolatey ovaltine. I could still taste it.
Mr. Parker
Hey, you turned the light off!
