Chitty Chitty Bang Bang quotes

31 total quotes

Caractacus Potts
Child Catcher
Grandpa Potts
Toymaker

View Quote [After the reprise of "Hushabye Mountain"]
Truly Scrumptious: It's a beautiful dream Caractacus, but I don't see how it's gonna help them.
[Truly looks at the children around them and Caractacus stands up.]
Caractacus Potts: [confidently] You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna get up into that castle!
Toymaker: [incredulous] It is impossible!
Caractacus Potts: Well, we'll see. [runs up to a large water channel and looks at the children watching; loud and clear] Now everyone listen to me! You wanna get out of here, don't you? [The children cheer and Caractacus moves behind the water channel] Tomorrow is Baron Bomburst's birthday, yes? [The children boo with their thumbs down] [proud and confident] Well, we're gonna give him a birthday party he'll never forget!
[The children cheer and gather around as Caractacus makes the plan.]

View Quote [reading a book out loud] And the big brown bear came lolloping over the mountain. "No, no!" the princess cried.

View Quote [singing] P-O-S-H - Posh!

View Quote [threatening the Toymaker] The Baroness will have your teeth for a necklace, and your eyeballs for earrings.

View Quote [to the Toymaker] I don't trust a man who makes toys in a land where children are forbidden.

View Quote [to Truly Scrumptious] Maybe my children like running wild in the street. Had that occured to you?

View Quote Come along, kiddie-winkies!

View Quote Fool! Idiot! Out of my way!

View Quote Here we are children, come and get your lollipops, lollipops, come along my little ones.

View Quote Here's some good advice, take your children and your good lady out of Vulgaria. Look, I'm only a toymaker, and if I don't finish this in time for the Baron's birthday tomorrow I shall be a dead toymaker!!

View Quote Hey, you there, get those children in here!! Get them in before the soldiers get here!! We must get those children out of sight, if the soldiers come they will take them away, uh um, no one's allowed to have children in Vulgaria!! The Baroness, she hates children!!

View Quote Let me tell you, Toymaker. This nose of mine has never failed me. And if there are children here, my friend... you will die. [laughs maniacally]

View Quote Nasty smelly things, motorcars!

View Quote There are children here somewhere. I can smell them.

View Quote They're all free today, cherry pie, cream puffs, ice cream, treacle tart.