Dale

What's going on? Why are we running away?

Chip

I'm not sure, but you and your big red nose are onto something. Monty was literally the only person to ever use that disgusting cologne.

Dale

Actually, I heard it's still used in the Latvia to strip paint, but of course, we never see a dime of that.

Chip

That's not the point. Putty's office stunk of it, which means someone had direct contact with Monty.

Dale

Oh, I knew Putty was dirty!

Chip

Oh, you're just saying that 'cause it's always the police captain in our episodes. Putty's too obvious! Think, Dale. Ellie. Something has been off about her the whole time. Claiming to be a huge fan just to butter us up. She couldn't even name her favourite episode.

Dale

'Cause she loves them all.

Chip

No! 'Cause she's never seen any episodes! "Her grandmother taped the show for her." Get real! Grandparents are terrible at electronics. That's their whole thing!

Dale

Aha! Speak of the devil.

Chip

Are you crazy? Don't pick that up! We don't know who we can trust. We need outside help, like the governor, the CIA, the FBI.

Dale

I know someone who might be able to help.