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[after Chip and Dale find out that Monty has been bootlegged]
Chip: I know we missed something, Dale. I can feel it.
Dale: [recording himself on his phone] Hey, just wanna remind you guys, I'll be at Fan Con this afternoon, signing autographs. So, get those nuts ready! [chuckles uneasily] Yeah...
Chip: What is wrong with you?
Dale: What? It's my job.
Chip: It's a choice. [scoff] I'm getting some coffee.
Dale: Come on! I have to stay connected to the fans!
Chip: There are no fans! It's for you! It's always for you, to feed your selfish ego. I thought you had changed, but you haven't changed since Double-0 Dale!
Dale: Wait, so you are still mad about Double-0 Dale? I thought everything was artichokie.
Chip: You left, Dale. You left me high and dry. After everything we'd been through, everything I did for you!
Dale: So, we're not artichokie?
Chip: No artichokie! Nothing's every been artichokie. Okay? I'm alone. I sell insurance. My only friend is a dog!
Dale: Okay, but then why did you say it was artichokie? I mean, when someone tells me something's artichokie, I believe it's artichokie.
Chip: Ugh! Stop saying artichokie! What is it man?!
Newt Officer: Oh, uh, if you could just scooch a bit, from the coffee?
Chip: Yes, yes, of course. Sorry. Ugh. See? This is why I didn't want to see you anymore. Sure, my life is lonely, but at least I didn't feel like this!
Dale: Oh, yeah? Well, you're the same too! Chip's always in charge! Chip's always right! It's Chip's way or the highway!
Chip: You know what? Here. [hands Dale the missing pog] I've been holding on to this for some stupid reason. Now, your collection is complete.
Dale: [sighs] What, you kept this? You know the crazy thing is way back then... I didn't even wanna do Double-0 Dale.
Chip: What?
Dale: It's gonna sound stupid, but... [sighs] I think I just wanted you to tell me you needed me. That I wasn't just some pathetic chipmunk you found eating alone at school. You know, I wanted this pog for some silly reason, but now I don't. [tries to hand the pog to Chip] Here, now your collection's complete.
Chip: What?! Don't give me that! That's the exact same thing I said to you!
Dale: What? No, it's not. I said "silly reason", you said "stupid reason".
Chip: Well, I don't want it.
Dale: Neither do I.
Chip: Good.
Dale: [placing the pog on the counter] I'm putting on the ground.
Chip: Great.
Dale: Yeah.
Chip: Cool.
Dale: I know.
Chip: Neat.
Dale: It is neat. Thanks.
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