Chip
Hey, where'd you run off to, buddy? I saved you a piece of cake. What's that?
Dale
Okay, I wasn't gonna show you this right now, but it just got delivered. So... Ta-da!
Chip
"Double-0 Dale?" That's hilarious. What is that?
Dale
It's wild, right? It's my new show. I'm gonna be a super spy.
Chip
Wh...what are you talking about?
Dale
Yeah, I'm really going for it! And just like you always say: [imitates Chip] "The biggest risk is not taking any risk at all." [chuckles]
Chip
Wait, you really have a new show?
Dale
Yep! [goes into a dressing room]
Chip
Wait, why didn't you talk to me about it first? We tell each other everything. You've told me what you had for lunch the last 42 days.
Dale
Pineapple pizza and a diet Slice.
Chip
Exactly!
Dale
I don't know. I just wanted to make sure the show was gonna happen first before I got your hopes up. [comes out wearing a glitter tuxedo]
Chip
My hopes up? What?
Dale
Yeah! It's good news for everyone. Check this out. [starts dancing]
Chip
I just... If you do this, they might cancel the show.
Dale
No, they won't do that. I mean, everyone knows you're the favorite. And I'm just the guy who gets hit in the head with a pipe each week. It's fine.
Chip
Okay, so you're gonna risk all of Rescue Rangers because I'm a little more popular than you? Do you know how dumb that is?
Dale
Well, I am the dumb one.
Chip
I didn't mean it like that.
Dale
I know. You never mean it. Look, you're always acting like you saved me or something. But when we were kids, we were in it together.
Chip
What are you talking about? We're still in this together.
Dale
I'm sorry, Chip. I'm just done being second banana.
Chip
But you're not second banana. I'm a banana and you're just another banana. Two bananas! [Dale's phone rings] Please, don't get that.
Dale
But it could be my agent, Dave Bolinari.
Chip
After everything I've done for you, do not pick up that phone.
Dale
I'm sorry.
Chip
Dale, stop. We're not done talking.
Dale
I have to. [picks up the phone]
Chip
Do not. Do not do it.
Dale
I'm so sorry. [takes the call] Go for Dale.
