So laying eggs all your life and then getting plucked, stuffed and roasted is good enough for you, is it?
It's a livin'.
Chicken Run (2000) · 55 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Chicken Run (2000): in 22 of its 55 quotes
Most scenes with: Bunty (18), Babs (10), Rocky (8)
So laying eggs all your life and then getting plucked, stuffed and roasted is good enough for you, is it?
It's a livin'.
Face it ducks; the chances of us escaping from here are a million to one.
Then there's still a chance.
Morning, Ginger. Back from holiday?
I wasn't on holiday, Babs. I was in solitary confinement.
Oh, it's nice to get a bit of time to yourself, isn't it?
Listen. We'll either die free chickens or we die trying.
Are those the only choices?
But you're supposed to be up there - you're the pilot.
Don't be ridiculous. I can't fly this contraption.
"Back in your day"? The Royal Air Force?
644 Squadron, Poultry Division - we were the mascots.
You mean you never actually flew the plane?!
Good heavens, no! I'm a chicken! The Royal Air Force doesn't let chickens behind the controls of a complex aircraft!
Oh, yes how rude of us it's just that we're very exci- This is a chicken farm.
And we're the chickens.
So that's it! You're from the circus.
Shh!
You're on the run, aren't you?
I should turn you in right now!
You wouldn't!... Would you?
Give me one reason why I shouldn't.
Because I'm... cute?
What are you doing?! Do you know what will happen if that guy finds me?!
It's a cruel world.
I've just decided, I don't like you.
I've just decided, I don't care. Now show us how to fly.
With this wing?!
Teach us then!
No!
Now you listen here, sister. I'm not going back to that life! I'm a lone free ranger! Emphasis on FREE!
And that's what we want! Freedom!
Teach us to fly, and we'll hide you.
And if I don't?!
Time to make good on that deal, doll--
The name, is Ginger.
I thought you were going to teach us how to fly.
That's what I'm doing.
Isn't there usually some flapping involved?
Hey, do I tell you how to lay eggs? Relax, were making progress.
Really? I can't help feeling were going around in circles.
Whoah, woah, cut it out! You're making me dizzy! There, I think they're ready to fly now.
Good, because they certainly can't walk anymore!
You know what your problem is? You're... difficult!
Why, because I'm honest?! I care about what happens to them! Nothing I expect a lone free ranger to know anything about!
Hey, if this is the way you show it, I hope you never care about me!
I can assure you, I never will!
Good!
Fine!
Oh great! Brilliant!
Yo! baby doll!
Rocky!
I'm coming! [He begins slipping on the metal] I'm still coming!
Come on! Stop this thing!
I'm getting there!
ROCKY!
Don't worry! I'll be down there before you can say...
Shush!
I'm stuck!
[Ginger rolls her eyes and goes to help Bunty get under the fence. But Edwina, Babs and the other chickens are making too much noise trying to push Bunty under. Once Ginger arrives to the rescue, she puts her wing over Bunty's beak so that Willard Tweedy doesn't hear her. Unfortunately, the noise of Edwina, Babs, and the other chickens trying to push her under the fence attracts the attention of the dogs. Ginger hears the dogs and sees Willard Tweedy trying to hold them back]
Get back!
[They all pull her out of the fence, with Ginger pushing, and then lie down. Ginger runs away from the dog, followed by Mr. Tweedy. The dog continues running at Ginger, then another dog runs at her, chasing her by the door. The dogs walk up the stairs and then touch a gnome. The dogs walk up. Ginger she grabs a garden gnome to fend them off. The dog bites the gnome's head off. Then suddenly the doors open. The dogs cower. Ginger spins around to find Melisha Tweedy, Mr. Tweedy's wife, her face icy and expressionless]
Eh?
What is that chicken doing outside the fence?
Just deal with it. Now!
I'll teach you to make a fool out of me. [He throws Ginger inside, then closes the top and turns to the other chickens] Now let that be a lesson to the lot of you! NO CHICKEN ESCAPES (clenches his right fist) FROM (with point) TWEEDY'S FARM! [He walks away & ready for bed]
Oh no. Edwina. Bunty, why didn't you give her some of yours?
I would have. She didn't tell me. She didn't tell anyone.
Ohh!
Fetcher.
At your service.
Over here!
We need some more things.
Right you are, Miss! [opens a lunchbox and holds up a couple of thimbles] How about this quality, hand-crafted tea set?
Um, no...
Well, it's lovely...
Or how about this little number that's all the rage in the most fashionable coops in Paris. Simply pop it on like so... [pops it on Ginger's head, feathers side up so that she looks like an Indian] And as the French hens say, "Voilà!"
That IS French.
And that's two hats in one, Miss. For parties... [turns the birdie over, making it look like a wedding veil] ...For weddings! Uh, madame! This makes you look like a vision, like a dream.
Like a duck!
No, thank you. [takes off the birdie and shows a diagram of a catapult] We're making this. We need these things. Can you get them?
Ooh-hoo-hoo, ooh, this is a big job, Miss. Uh, bigger than the other ones. No, no, this is gonna cost.
Same as always: one bag of seed. [hands Nick a bag of chicken feed]
You call this pay?!
It's chicken feed!
What else could we give you?
Eggs.
Eggs?!
Eggs. [holds up an egg cup and licks his lips]
We can't give you our eggs. They're too valuable.
And so are we. [packs up to leave] After you, Fetcher.
Move!
Fourteen shillings and threepence..seven and sixpence...two and nine...fourpence ha‘penny... DOH! [crumpling her paper] Stupid, worthless creatures. I'm sick and tired of making miniscule profits.
Oh, yes. Those chickens are up to something.
Quiet. I’m onto something.
They're organized. I know it.
I said quiet.
Ah!
I may finally have found a way to make us some real money around here, and what are you on about? Ridiculous notions of escaping chickens.
B-b-but...
It’s all in your head, Mr. Tweedy. Say it!
It’s all in me head, it’s all in me head...
Now, you keep telling yourself that because I don’t want to hear another word about it. Is that clear?
Yes, luv. [on second thought] But you know that ginger one.
THEY'RE CHICKENS, YOU DOLT! Apart from you, they're the most stupid creatures on this planet! They don't plot, they don't scheme, and they are not ORGANIZED!!
Order! Order! Quiet, everyone! Settle down! I would like to order... Please, if you could just settle--
Quiet here! [banging on the table] Let's have some discipline in the ranks! What, what!
Thank you, Fowler.
In my R.A.F days, we were never allowed to waste time on unnecessary chitchat.
Yes, thank you, Fowler.
I... [pause] Right! [chuckling, clears throat, and saluting] Carry on.
Now, our last escape attempt was a bit of a fiasco. But Mac and I have come up with a brand new plan. Show ‘em, Mac.
Right. We’ve tried going under the wire and that didnae work. So, the plan is -- we go over it. This is us, right? [putting a turnip in the catapult] We get in like this- wind ‘er up and let ‘er go!
Good grief! The turnip's bought it!
Think everyone, think. What haven't we tried yet?
Uh...
We haven't tried NOT trying to escape.
What about Edwina? How many more empty nests will it take?
Well, perhaps it wouldn't be empty if she'd spent more time laying and less time escaping!
So laying eggs all your life and then getting plucked, stuffed and roasted is good enough for you; it is guilty?
It's a living.
Do you know what the problem is? The fences aren't just around the farm; they're up here [Points to head]. There is a better place out there, beyond on the hill, outdoors, trees and grass. You imagine it. Cool grass green.
And who feeds us?
We feed ourselves.
Where is the farm?
There is no farm.
Then where does the farmer live?
There is no farmer, Babs.
Is he on holiday?
He isn't anywhere! Don't you get it? There's no morning head count, no farmers, no dogs, no coops and locks and keys, and no fences!
In all my life, I've never heard such a fantastic... LOAD OF TRIPE. [The chickens start murmuring] Let's face the facts, ducks. The chances of US getting out of HERE are 1,000,000 (Million) to 1.
Then there's still a chance.
I knew it was possible.
Oh, it's possible, alright.
I knew the answer would come.
Amen!
We're all going to FLY over that fence, and Mr Rhodes is going to show us how, right?
That's r... W-w-what, did you say "fly"?
You can teach us.
No, I can't. [The other hens sigh in despair] Listen. Shh! You hear that? [silence] That's the open road calling my name, and I was born to answer that call. Bye! [dashes out the coop]
...He must have very good hearing.
Oh, a cannon. Aye, that would give you thrust.
I knew he was fake all along. In fact, I'm not even certain he was American.
So, what's the next plan, hen?
Let's face it. The only way out of here is wrapped in pastry.
Perhaps he just went on holiday.
Perhaps he just wanted to get away from your infernal knitting! [angrily snatches Babs' knitting and stamps it in the mud]
You were always the one that was always hitting him. See how you like it! [pushes Bunty]
Bunty Don't push me, four eyes!
Quiet there! Quiet, I say! Dissension in the ranks. Precisely what Jerry would have wanted. The old divide and conquer. A proper squadron works together, like we did in my R.A.F. days. Jocko at the stick, Flappy at the map, and old Whizzbang at the tail-end Charlie. WingCo would give the call, hop in the old crate, chocks away! Wizard show it was. [shows Bunty his air-force medal] That's how you get medals.
HOW DARE YOU! [angrily hits Bunty with his cane, but then quickly retracts his actions, realising what he's done] Madam, forgive me. A-As an officer, I offer my most-
Fowler. [turns to the chickens fighting in the mud] Everyone! SHUT UP!
Fowler, what exactly is the R.A.F.?
What do you mean, what is it? [salutes] The Royal Air Force is what! [chuckles]
Then what's the "old crate"?
C'mon. [groans] Please.
Oh no. He‘s fixed it.
Get the chickens.
Which ones?
All of them. [switches to max level on the pie machine]
Me tools! Why, you thieving little buggers!
ATTACK!! [Cut to close up Mr. Tweedy]
MRS. TWEEDY! AHH! MRS. TWEEDY, THE CHICKENS ARE REVOLTING!
Under the hut! [The chickens shove him underneath a hut.]
Alright, Fowler! Ready for take-off!
Behind you all the way!
But... you're supposed to be up there! [points to the cockpit] You're the pilot!
Don't be ridiculous. I can't fly this contraption.
But... but back in your day. The Royal Air Force.
644 Squadron, Poultry Division! We were the mascots.
You mean you never actually FLEW the plane!?
Good heavens, no! I'm a CHICKEN! The Royal Air Force doesn't let chickens behind the controls of complex aircraft!
We're all gonna die!
You have to fly it. You're always talking about back in your day. Well, today is your day!
You can do it, you old sausage.
Wing Commander T.I. Fowler reporting for duty. [The hens cheer; Fowler impatiently talks over them, heading for the cockpit.] Come on, what are you waiting for? Let's get this crate off the ground!
Fowler, NOW!
Roger! Contact! [Chickens start peddling and the propeller starts spinning, saluting] Cleared for take off! [Three chickens hoist a ramp into place just in front of the fence, then scamper back toward the plane, calling down] Chocks away!
Chocks away!
Full throttle! [pulls a lever]
We need more power!
I cannae work miracles, Cap'n! We're giving her all she's got!
Gotcha!
Hard right!
Oh, mother! [But the tail knocks him in the head and knocks him to the ground. It’s now heading down the opposite direction on the runway.]
Turn it around. I'll get the ramp!
Put the ramp down. [ She swings her axe and it wedged into the ramp] You are going to be a pie! [hears a sound of a trike bell ringing] Huh?
Huh?
THAT'S for leaving. [pulls him close] And THIS is for coming back.
Great Scott! What was that?!
A cling-on cap'n! And the engines can't take it!
Oh my goodness. Babs! Scissors!
Bingo!
Lower me down.
But... Ginger...
Just do it.
Increase velocity!
What does that mean?
It means PEDAL YOUR FLIPPIN' GIBLETS OUT!!
LOWER!
I'm trying!
FOWLER! LOOK OUT!
GINGER! [She raising her axe. But then Rocky starts firing eggs at Melisha Tweedy]
FIRE! FIRE!
Oh, me eggs. [Ginger loses Babs' scissors]
MORE AMMO, HURRY!
WE'VE GOT NO MORE EGGS!
GINGER! LOOK OUT!
NOOOOO!!! [after a moment of silence, she ducks and cover Ginger looks up at Melisha Tweedy, completely unharmed]
HUH?!
Bye-bye! [Melisha Tweedy screams after her side of the wire is lets go]
BOMBS AWAY!
Oh, that was good, that was GOOD!
The Old Bird bought it! [laughing]
Mrs. Tweedy!, Mrs. Tweed-- [He then sees Melisha Tweedy shrieking and flailing in the blocked-up safety valve; inside, Melisha Tweedy sees the boiling gravy rising. As the machine begins malfunctioning, Willard Tweedy slowly backs away while closing the door, and the pie machine explodes in the distance, creating a mushroom cloud of gravy]
WHOA!
I told you they were organized. [Melisha Tweedy soon begins growling, and before she's about to reprimand him, she lets out a yelp as the now unsupported door falls flat on her.]
We did it, everyone.
KEEP PEDDLING! We’re not there yet! [The plane rises again and sails off toward the sunset] You can’t see paradise if you don’t pedal! Put your drumsticks into it. [hand-flying the plane through the air] That's what I told them, what what. We were losing altitude, you see, and heading for a fearful prang.
Safety is at all times imperative. Now, wind her up and let her go.
Oh No. SHE'S GRABBED ON!