Chicken Little 2005 quotes, page 2

58 quotes · 9 characters
Chicken Little (2005) poster
Characters
Chicken Little Zach Braff · 38 quotes
Abby 14 quotes
Buck Garry Marshall · 6 quotes
Runt 5 quotes
Buck "Ace" Cluck Garry Marshall · 4 quotes
Foxy Loxy Amy Sedaris · 3 quotes
Time Cards 1 quote

Most scenes together: Chicken Little & Abby (12), Chicken Little & Buck (4), Chicken Little & Runt (4)

Chicken Little quotes

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Abby

Calm down, Runt! Just... Just do what Fish is doing.

C & C Music Factory
[C & C Music Factory: Gonna Make You Sweat]

Everybody dance now.

Abby

Okay. Lemme guess. You haven't told your dad yet.

Well...

Abby

I knew it! Why haven't you told him? Because there hasn't been you, your dad, talk-talk-talking.

There was talking. There was... There was definitely talking.

Abby

Oh, really? What did he say? [Chicken Little only making stammering things] What? Alright, that's it! We are doing an intervention! You have got to stop messing around and deal with the problem!

Runt

She's right!

Abby, please. This is exactly what fell on me the first time. There's no way I'm bringing this up again with him.

Runt

No, he's not!

Abby

Runt!

Runt

Sorry! I'm a gutless flip-flopper.

Abby

Okay. I'm sure there's a simple, logical explanation. I mean, it could be a piece of weather balloon, or maybe it's part of some experimental communications satellite.

I don't care what it is. I want it out of my life, gone for good. Everything back to normal.

Abby

Hey, remember when that icy blue stuff fell from the sky? Everybody thought it was from space and stuff? And it just turned out to be frozen pee from a jet airplane.

Runt

Yeah, that's right. It's frozen pee. Yeah. It's frozen pee. [singing] Pee, pee, pee, pee pee.

Could you stop saying that?

Runt

What, pee?

Abby

How 'bout Tinkle

Runt

Piddle?

Abby

Whiz? [Fish gurgles]

Runt

Wee-wee?

Okay, subject change.

Runt

Make Phishee?

I don't care what it is! Now are you gonna help me get rid of it or not?

Ace
[to Hollywood Runt shooting alien spaceships]

Give them a taste of the other white meat!

Buck Cluck

Some teenagers, you know, they get quite a rush from stamp-collecting! You wanna stop? We'll get some stamps...

No, I don't like stamps.

What, what? You have to go to the bathroom? [Alien kid shakes head] You want juice? [kid shakes head again] A snack? [kid shakes head again] Corndog? On a stick? [Kirby starts to lose temper] Want to play some golf? What do you want?

Kirby
[makes irritated noises]

I stink at this...

You gotta be ready to listen to your children, even if they have nothing to say.

[to Abby]

By the way, I'd like to say I've always found you extremely attractive. [he kisses Abby]

Abby

Now that's closure.

There's... there's... it's a... you have to... D'oh... Doo-wah!

Mountain Lion

What did he say?

Mayor Lurkey
[reading a sign-holding dog's signs]

"There's... there's... it's a... you have to... D'oh! Doo-wah!"
Ending[edit]
[singing "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" by Elton John and Kiki Dee]

This excitement isn't just about the fun of baseball. It's not about the prize. It's about the gloating and rubbing their noses in it. The "Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah, we beat you" taunting if you will, that comes with the winning.