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Chicago (2002)

Chicago (2002) quotes

52 total quotes

Amos Hart
Bandleader
Billy Flynn
Roxie Hart
Velma Kelly




View Quote Roxie: Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Mama: You're talking to the wrong people.
View Quote Roxie: Yeah, I killed him! And I'd kill him again!
Harrison: Once was enough, dearie. Take her downtown!
View Quote Velma: Me and Roxie would just like to say thank you!
Roxie: Thank you! Believe us, we could never have done it without you!
Roxie and Velma: (singing) And all... that... jazz!! (spoken) That jazz!
View Quote (after singing Mr. Cellophane) Hope I didn't take up too much of your time.
View Quote (At a press conference, protesting her innocence) I bet you want to know why I shot the bastard?
View Quote (Listening to a description of Roxie's trial on the radio) Oh, mama, she stole my garter...(grabs radio and shakes it) She stole my garters! First she steals my publicity, then she steals my lawyer, my trial date, and now she steals my goddamn garter!
View Quote (Singing) A human being's made of more than air? With all that bulk you're bound to see 'em there! ...Unless that human bein' next to you, is unimpressive, undistingushed, you... know... who.
View Quote (Singing) And that's good, isn't it? Grand, isn't it? Great, isn't it? Swell, isn't it? Fun, isn't it?
View Quote (Singing) Cellophane, Mr. Cellophane should'a been my name; Mr Cellophane. 'Cause you can look right through me, walk right by me, and never know I'm there.
View Quote (Singing) Come on babe, why don't we paint the town? And all that jazz! I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down... And all that jazz! Start the car, I know a whoopie spot, where the gin is cold and the piano's hot! It's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl, and all... that... jazz!
View Quote (Singing) Give 'em the old razzle dazzle; razzle dazzle 'em. Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it and the reaction will be passionate. Give 'em the old hocus pocus; bead and feather 'em. How can they see with sequins in their eyes? What if your hinges all are rusting? What if, in fact, you're just disgusting? Razzle dazzle 'em, and they'll never catch wise.
View Quote (Singing) My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop. My sister and I were headed straight for the top! My sister and I made a thou, a week at least- oh yea- but my sister is now unfortunately deceased. I know it's sad, of course, but a fact, is still a fact. And now all that remains, is the remains of a perfect, double, act!
View Quote (Singing) No, I'm no one's wife, but oh, I love my life!! And all... that... Jazz!!!!
View Quote (Singing) She'd say, "What's your sister like?" I'd say, "Men."
View Quote (Singing) Who says that murder's not an art?