Roxie Hart quotes
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My audience loves me. And I love them. And they love me for lovin' them and I love them for lovin' me. And we love each other. And that's cause none of us got enough love in our childhoods. And that's showbiz, kid.
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(Singing) And that's good, isn't it? Grand, isn't it? Great, isn't it? Swell, isn't it? Fun, isn't it?
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(Singing) You can like the life you're living, you can live the life you like. You can even marry Harry, and mess around with Ike!
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(At a press conference, protesting her innocence) I bet you want to know why I shot the bastard?
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(Singing) Who says that murder's not an art?
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(In a Southern accent) I was born on a beautiful Southern convent... (In a normal voice) Oh, holy shit! I'm never gonna get this straight!!!
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And then I started foolin' around... and then I started screwin' around, which is foolin' around without dinner.
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This dress makes me look like a Woolworths lamp shade! I'm not wearing this dress!
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You were mentioned in the paper today, in the back with the obituaries. 'Velma Kelly's trial has been postponed indefinitely.' Seven words.
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Oh, and by the way, here's a piece of advice from me to you: lay off the caramels.
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(Velma just sung "I Can't Do It Alone") So where was the part where you blew her brains out??