Willy Wonka Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. ~ Showing the children the Chocolate Room. Willy Wonka You, you're Mike Teavee. You're the li'l devil who cracked the system. Willy Wonka I always thought a 'verruca' was a type of wart you got on the bottom of your foot. Haha! ~to Veruca!