Catch-22 (1970) · 15 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Catch-22 (1970): in 3 of its 15 quotes
A line from Major DanbyWeather conditions have improved tremendously over the mainland, so you won't have any trouble at all seeing the target. Of course, we mustn't forget, that means that they won't have any trouble at all seeing you.
Is something wrong?
No, no. I... just thought I saw something.
A naked man in a tree?
Yes, that's it.
Danby That's just Yossarian.
Danby Yossarian!
I can do it, Danby!
They'll catch you, they'll bring you back!
I can do it!
Danby This is insane!
I can do it!
What about your clothes?
They'll never recognize me without my uniform!
Danby You'll be on the run with no friends! You'll live in constant danger of betrayal!
Danby Yossarian, for God's sake, hurry up!
So long, Chaplain!
How do you feel, Yossarian?
Fine... because I'm scared to death.
Danby You'll have to keep on your toes every minute.
I'll keep on my toes.
You'll have to jump.
I'll jump.
JUMP!
[Yossarian jumps over a ditch and runs to the sea while inflating a life raft. He leaps into the sea, paddling furiously, and is gone]
