Mr. Rugg: [reading Mr. Crittenden's will] "To the Save the Dolphins Foundation: $11 million. To the Save The Pumas Foundation: $1.2 million. To the Padigonian Wasps Salvation Fund: $1.4 million. To The Dyslexic Dalmatians Foundation..."
Carrigan Crittenden: To hell with the livestock. What did the old stiff leave me?
Dibs: [clears throat] Um, I believe that what the bereaved is trying to express is that the, um, sudden death of her only father has left a great gaping void in her bank-- in her life, and err, Carrigan wonders what he has left her to fill it up with.
Mr. Rugg: Hmm. Let's see. Bobcats, owls, snakes... daughter, Carrigan: Whipstaff Manor in Maine.
Carrigan Crittenden: ... And?
Mr. Rugg: And I'm late for lunch, so if you'll excuse me...
Carrigan Crittenden: Are you telling me that I spent the last two days holding his clammy hand, waiting for him to kick, and all I get in return is one lousy piece of property?!
Mr. Rugg: No, it was lousy fifty years ago. Now it's condemned. Enjoy. [gives her the will]
Carrigan Crittenden: Wait a minute. This is not fair! I'll protest! I'm gonna drag you and every one of those damn dolphins into court!
Mr. Rugg: Knock yourself out.
Carrigan Crittenden: Dibs! This is all your fault, as usual. If you would have just forged the damn will.
Dibs: Hey you know Carrigan, this is condemned seafront property.
Carrigan Crittenden: Oh, Dibs! Don't you get it? Flipper got more money than me.
Dibs: Carrigan, the deed's in there! Oh! Ouch! Ow. Ouch! Buccaneers and buried gold. Whipstaff doth a treasure hold.
Carrigan Crittenden: Treasure? Dibs, you idiot. Get it out!" I knew that place was worth something. There's treasure in that house. And finally, I'm gonna get what I deserve.
Dibs: Carrigan, I think I need a doctor.
Carrigan Crittenden: Oh, there's plenty in Maine.
Carrigan Crittenden: To hell with the livestock. What did the old stiff leave me?
Dibs: [clears throat] Um, I believe that what the bereaved is trying to express is that the, um, sudden death of her only father has left a great gaping void in her bank-- in her life, and err, Carrigan wonders what he has left her to fill it up with.
Mr. Rugg: Hmm. Let's see. Bobcats, owls, snakes... daughter, Carrigan: Whipstaff Manor in Maine.
Carrigan Crittenden: ... And?
Mr. Rugg: And I'm late for lunch, so if you'll excuse me...
Carrigan Crittenden: Are you telling me that I spent the last two days holding his clammy hand, waiting for him to kick, and all I get in return is one lousy piece of property?!
Mr. Rugg: No, it was lousy fifty years ago. Now it's condemned. Enjoy. [gives her the will]
Carrigan Crittenden: Wait a minute. This is not fair! I'll protest! I'm gonna drag you and every one of those damn dolphins into court!
Mr. Rugg: Knock yourself out.
Carrigan Crittenden: Dibs! This is all your fault, as usual. If you would have just forged the damn will.
Dibs: Hey you know Carrigan, this is condemned seafront property.
Carrigan Crittenden: Oh, Dibs! Don't you get it? Flipper got more money than me.
Dibs: Carrigan, the deed's in there! Oh! Ouch! Ow. Ouch! Buccaneers and buried gold. Whipstaff doth a treasure hold.
Carrigan Crittenden: Treasure? Dibs, you idiot. Get it out!" I knew that place was worth something. There's treasure in that house. And finally, I'm gonna get what I deserve.
Dibs: Carrigan, I think I need a doctor.
Carrigan Crittenden: Oh, there's plenty in Maine.
Mr. Rugg : [reading Mr. Crittenden's will] "To the Save the Dolphins Foundation: $11 million. To the Save The Pumas Foundation: $1.2 million. To the Padigonian Wasps Salvation Fund: $1.4 million. To The Dyslexic Dalmatians Foundation..."
Carrigan Crittenden : To hell with the livestock. What did the old stiff leave me?
Dibs : [clears throat] Um, I believe that what the bereaved is trying to express is that the, um, sudden death of her only father has left a great gaping void in her bank-- in her life , and err, Carrigan wonders what he has left her to fill it up with.
Mr. Rugg : Hmm. Let's see. Bobcats, owls, snakes... daughter, Carrigan: Whipstaff Manor in Maine.
Carrigan Crittenden : ... And?
Mr. Rugg : And I'm late for lunch, so if you'll excuse me...
Carrigan Crittenden : Are you telling me that I spent the last two days holding his clammy hand, waiting for him to kick, and all I get in return is one lousy piece of property?!
Mr. Rugg : No, it was lousy fifty years ago. Now it's condemned. Enjoy. [gives her the will]
Carrigan Crittenden : Wait a minute. This is not fair! I'll protest! I'm gonna drag you and every one of those damn dolphins into court!
Mr. Rugg : Knock yourself out.
Carrigan Crittenden : Dibs! This is all your fault, as usual. If you would have just forged the damn will.
Dibs : Hey you know Carrigan, this is condemned seafront property.
Carrigan Crittenden : Oh, Dibs! Don't you get it? Flipper got more money than me.
Dibs : Carrigan, the deed's in there! Oh! Ouch! Ow. Ouch! Buccaneers and buried gold. Whipstaff doth a treasure hold.
Carrigan Crittenden : Treasure? Dibs, you idiot. Get it out!" I knew that place was worth something. There's treasure in that house. And finally, I'm gonna get what I deserve.
Dibs : Carrigan, I think I need a doctor.
Carrigan Crittenden : Oh, there's plenty in Maine.
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