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145 total quotesLightning McQueen
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Sally Carrera
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"The King" Strip Weathers
So you like to win, do you?
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[To Sally] I'll keep it simple. You. Me. Dinner. pit-cha-kow!!
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[Lightning McQueen is creating another road after the sloppy one he previously made]
Lightning McQueen: [mockingly] "Turn right to go left!!" Hey, Guess what?! I tried it, and this crazy thing happened: I went right!
Lizzy: If you keep talking to yourself, people will think you're crazy!
Lightning McQueen: Thanks for the tip.
Lizzy: What? I wasn't talking to you!
Lightning McQueen: [mockingly] "Turn right to go left!!" Hey, Guess what?! I tried it, and this crazy thing happened: I went right!
Lizzy: If you keep talking to yourself, people will think you're crazy!
Lightning McQueen: Thanks for the tip.
Lizzy: What? I wasn't talking to you!
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You buy one tire and Luigi give you seven snow tires absolutely free!
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Tow Mater: WHEE-HOO!! I'm the first one on the new road! Oh-ho! [wobbling as he drives down the sloppy-looking "new" road] It rides purty smooth. [continues wobbling)
Sally Carrera: It looks awful.
Lightning McQueen: Well, it matches the rest of the town.
[Red goes off crying behind a wall]
Sally Carrera: It looks awful.
Lightning McQueen: Well, it matches the rest of the town.
[Red goes off crying behind a wall]
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[McQueen mentions that he's a race car] Excuse me, did you say that you are a race car? I have followed racing, my entire life. My whole life! [McQueen tells him his name] Lightning McQueen! I must scream it to the world, my excitement from the top of some place very high! Do you know many Ferrari's? [McQueen tells him he's in the Piston Cup] Luigi follow only the Ferraris.
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[A herd of tractors is heading towards the town.]
Ramone: Oh man, the paint's still wet!
[Red moves in front of the statue and blows his airhorn, causing some of the tractors to rear up on themselves, while others go elsewhere.]
Luigi: No no no no, get out of the store! Hey! Don't eat the radial! Here, take-a the snow tire.
[A tractor is seen behind Lightning chasing Fillmore and being chased by Sarge while Sheriff is trying to round up the tractors.]
Sheriff: Mater!
Tow Mater: I wasn't tractor tippin'!
Sheriff: Then where did all of these gull-dern tractors come from?!
Fillmore: Whoa! Whoa boy! Whoa!
Lightning McQueen: Hey, hey guys. There's one going this way. I got it.[goes off and follows the one tractor.]
Ramone: Oh man, the paint's still wet!
[Red moves in front of the statue and blows his airhorn, causing some of the tractors to rear up on themselves, while others go elsewhere.]
Luigi: No no no no, get out of the store! Hey! Don't eat the radial! Here, take-a the snow tire.
[A tractor is seen behind Lightning chasing Fillmore and being chased by Sarge while Sheriff is trying to round up the tractors.]
Sheriff: Mater!
Tow Mater: I wasn't tractor tippin'!
Sheriff: Then where did all of these gull-dern tractors come from?!
Fillmore: Whoa! Whoa boy! Whoa!
Lightning McQueen: Hey, hey guys. There's one going this way. I got it.[goes off and follows the one tractor.]
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Tow Mater: I knowed I made a good choice!
Lightning McQueen: In what?
Tow Mater: My best friend.
Lightning McQueen: In what?
Tow Mater: My best friend.
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How 'bout some organic fuel?
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You drive like you fix roads... lousy!
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Doc Hudson
This is gonna feel great. I'm ready!
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You hurt your what?
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Hey! look at this It's my hood! It's my hood! I ain't seen this thing in 20 years! Well it fits perfectly! How do I look? [Sneezes, hood falls back down the cliff] Aw, dang.
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The Piston Cup? I'ts mine, dude.
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Guido! There is a real Michael Schumacher Ferrari in my store! A real Ferrari! Punch me, Guido! Punch me in the face! This is the most glorious day of my life!