Cars quotes

View Quote Spoiler warning: Plot, ending, or solution details follow. [Lightning McQueen and Doc Hudson racing at Willy's Butte]
Doc Hudson: Well, you sure ain't no dirt-boy.
Lightning McQueen: Not today, old man. I know all your tricks.
[Doc suddenly swerves off the track.]
Lightning McQueen: [looking for Doc] Doc! Doc?
Doc Hudson: [flies over Lightning] YEEEHAAAAA! Not all my tricks, rookie!

View Quote If anyone asks, we was out smashing mailboxes!OK?

View Quote There's a lot of love out there, you know man?

View Quote Lightning McQueen: [Driving away from Radiator Springs] Woo Hoo! Goodbye Radiator Springs and goodbye Bessie! California, here I come! [Continues speeding away] Oh feel that wind... Yes! [Engine begins to sputter] No... no... no no no! Out of gas?! How could I be out of gas?! [Stops right in front of Sheriff and Sally]
Sheriff: [Chuckles] Boy, we ain't as dumb as you think we are.
Lightning McQueen: Bu-bu-but... but how did...?
Sally: We siphened your gas while you were passed out. Kachow! [Does Lightning's bid maneuver]
Lightning McQueen: [Irritated from light in his windsheild] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! [Huffs in defeat]

View Quote [All the main characters are at the Drive-In Theater]
Sign: Toy Car Story
'Woody: YOU! ARE A TOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! CAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little Wagon. You have my pity. Farewell!
Woody: Oh yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!
Hamm: I hate to break up the road rally, guys, but: THEY'RE HERE! BIRTHDAY GUESTS AT 3 O'CLOCK!
Mack: Oh boy! Whoever does the voice of that piggy truck, I'm tellin' you, he's one great actor!
Sign: Monster Trucks Inc.
Mike: We're banished, genius! Stuck out here in this wasteland without chains!
Sulley: But Mike, the Boomobile is in trouble! She needs our help!
Mike: You're still not listening! [Looks behind Sulley, who turns around]
Abominable Snowplow: Welcome to the Himalayas! Snow Cone?
Mack: Oh boy! That Abominable Snowplow is quite the comic thespian.
Sign: A Bug's Life
Flik: Circus cars!? How can you be circus cars!?
P.T. Flea: These are the lousiest circus cars in the world. And they're gonna make me rich!
Mack: Wait a minute. They're just using the same actor over and over again!!!!!!!!! What kind of a cut-rate production is this!?

View Quote She's my fianc?e. Naw, jus' kiddin'! She just likes me for my body.

View Quote Ramone Hey, you need a new paint job, hm?

View Quote Flo Mmm-hmm. Stop on by sometime, baby, for a nice can o'fuel!

View Quote Chick Hicks Ka-chicka, Ka-chicka! WHOO! You rock! No, you rock!

View Quote [McQueen mentions that he's a race car] Excuse me, did you say that you are a race car? I have followed racing, my entire life. My whole life! [McQueen tells him his name] Lightning McQueen! I must scream it to the world, my excitement from the top of some place very high! Do you know many Ferrari's? [McQueen tells him he's in the Piston Cup] Luigi follow only the Ferraris.

View Quote Tow Mater: I knowed I made a good choice!
Lightning McQueen: In what?
Tow Mater: My best friend.

View Quote I didn't come all this way just to see you quit.

View Quote He did WHAT in his cup?!

View Quote [A herd of tractors is heading towards the town.]
Ramone: Oh man, the paint's still wet!
[Red moves in front of the statue and blows his airhorn, causing some of the tractors to rear up on themselves, while others go elsewhere.]
Luigi: No no no no, get out of the store! Hey! Don't eat the radial! Here, take-a the snow tire.
[A tractor is seen behind Lightning chasing Fillmore and being chased by Sarge while Sheriff is trying to round up the tractors.]
Sheriff: Mater!
Tow Mater: I wasn't tractor tippin'!
Sheriff: Then where did all of these gull-dern tractors come from?!
Fillmore: Whoa! Whoa boy! Whoa!
Lightning McQueen: Hey, hey guys. There's one going this way. I got it.[goes off and follows the one tractor.]

View Quote Tow Mater Aw, your name's not Mater too, is it?