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Robert Caulfield: Mr Albaine, how much do you charge to dust a field?
Albain: Twenty five dollars.
Caulfield: I'd like to hire your plane.
Albain: That'll be a hundred dollars.
Caulfield: You said you charged 25?
Albain: Twenty five dollars to dust a field, but you ain't got no field because you ain't no farmer, which means you ain't poor and I think you're a pervert!
Caulfield: Okay, one hundred.
Albain: One hundred and twenty five.
Caulfield: What?
Albain: Because you said yes to a hundred too quick, which means you can afford a hundred and twenty five.


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