“I didn't sign up for this.” – Mitch, The Campaign ... Movie Quotes Database

Mitch: I didn't sign up for this.
Cam: Oh really? What did you sign up for, Mitch? The big fat pussy whose too afraid to do what takes to win club?!
Mitch: You gotta calm down. You're going crazy on me.
Cam: I'm crazy because I refuse to lose?!
Mitch: I think so.
Cam: GODDAMN IT, MITCH! [throws a box on the ground] GODDAMN IT! My feet are taped to the bicycle on this one! I will do anything it takes to win!
Mitch: Man, hey...
Cam: Even if it means lying! [picks up a phone] Or physically hurting someone!
Mitch: Easy, easy, easy, put that down!
Cam: Or branding myself with a coat hanger!
Mitch: All right...
Cam: In the shape of a V for victory! [Mitch moves Cam into his office]
Mitch: Okay, I get it. [to the rest of the colleagues] Okay, I'm sorry, everybody...
Cam: [coming out from the other side of the room] Even if it means listening to Metallica...
Mitch: [to the colleagues] He's a little stressed out.
Cam: In a sauna while I do push-ups with a naked Shana on my back!
Mitch: Come on, man.
Cam: Is that crazy?!
Mitch: I think so.
Cam: Do I seem like a crazy person?! Or are you the crazy one?!
Mitch: You gotta stop it.
[Cam shouts gibberish]
Mitch: Okay, sit down.
[Cam shouts more gibberish]
Mitch: Sit the **** down right now. [Cam sits down] Breathe. Just breathe, okay? [Cam calms down] Now, what is going on with you? This is getting out of hand.
Cam: [calmly] Okay, look. Here's the deal, Mitch. I did get a little crazy there.
Mitch: Yes, you did.
Cam: But I gotta tell you, this is what it's gonna take to win.
Mitch: [pause] Cam, I've been here for eight years with you, by your side. And we've done some great things. But I don't know what the hell's gotten into you.
Cam: What?
Mitch: And to be honest with you, I'm pretty goddamn disappointed. I'm sorry. [gets up from his seat]
Cam: Okay, well, get out of here! Go! Anyone can do your job!
Mitch: Hey.
Cam: Anyone!
[Mitch leaves]

Mitch : I didn't sign up for this. Cam : Oh really? What did you sign up for, Mitch? The big fat pussy whose too afraid to do what takes to win club?! Mitch : You gotta calm down. You're going crazy on me. Cam : I'm crazy because I refuse to lose?! Mitch : I think so. Cam : GODDAMN IT, MITCH! [throws a box on the ground] GODDAMN IT! My feet are taped to the bicycle on this one! I will do anything it takes to win! Mitch : Man, hey... Cam : Even if it means lying! [picks up a phone] Or physically hurting someone! Mitch : Easy, easy, easy, put that down! Cam : Or branding myself with a coat hanger! Mitch : All right... Cam : In the shape of a V for victory! [Mitch moves Cam into his office] Mitch : Okay, I get it. [to the rest of the colleagues] Okay, I'm sorry, everybody... Cam : [coming out from the other side of the room] Even if it means listening to Metallica ... Mitch : [to the colleagues] He's a little stressed out. Cam : In a sauna while I do push-ups with a naked Shana on my back! Mitch : Come on, man. Cam : Is that crazy?! Mitch : I think so. Cam : Do I seem like a crazy person?! Or are you the crazy one?! Mitch : You gotta stop it. [Cam shouts gibberish] Mitch : Okay, sit down. [Cam shouts more gibberish] Mitch : Sit the **** down right now. [Cam sits down] Breathe. Just breathe, okay? [Cam calms down] Now, what is going on with you? This is getting out of hand. Cam : [calmly] Okay, look. Here's the deal, Mitch. I did get a little crazy there. Mitch : Yes, you did. Cam : But I gotta tell you, this is what it's gonna take to win. Mitch : [pause] Cam, I've been here for eight years with you, by your side. And we've done some great things. But I don't know what the hell's gotten into you. Cam : What? Mitch : And to be honest with you, I'm pretty goddamn disappointed. I'm sorry. [gets up from his seat] Cam : Okay, well, get out of here! Go! Anyone can do your job! Mitch : Hey. Cam : Anyone! [Mitch leaves]