“I tried calling, but there is no listing for "Mr. Wonderful.” – Lacey, Caddyshack ... Movie Quotes Database

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Lacey

I tried calling, but there is no listing for "Mr. Wonderful."

Ty

What spelling did you use? Sorry about this mess. Let me just clean up here. I'm getting ready for the season.

Lacey

Duck?

Ty

No, no. Dolphin. Would you like a drink? Tuna Colada, perhaps?

Lacey

Anything. Who's your decorator, Benihana?

Ty

No, I brought most of that stuff back from Vietnam.

Lacey

You were in the war?

Ty

Uh...no....Homo. Much better now though.

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Ty Webb Chevy Chase More Ty quotes →

Lacey Cindy Morgan More Lacey quotes →

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