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Spaulding No I'm not Grandpa, I'm playing tennis.
Judge Smails No, you're playing golf and you're going to like it.
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Ty Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.
Judge Smails Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty By height.
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