Don't count that one; winter rules.
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Judge Smails I have a little poem I'd like to read in honor of this occasion, if I may. Spaulding, get your foot off the boat! :"It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat"... Ah ha ha ha. OK Pookie, do the honors.
Judge Smails I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it - felt I owed it to them.
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