“I have a little poem I'd like to read in honor of this occasion, if I...” – Judge Smails, Caddyshack ... Movie Quotes Database

A scene from Caddyshack 1980

I have a little poem I'd like to read in honor of this occasion, if I may. Spaulding, get your foot off the boat! :"It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat"... Ah ha ha ha. OK Pookie, do the honors.

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Judge Smails I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it - felt I owed it to them. Judge Smails Weeeeell, we're waiting! Judge Smails Spaulding, this one calls for the old Billy Barule. Oh, Billy, Billy, Billy. This is a biggie! Don't let me down, Billy! Forty thousand dollars...Billy