What kind of ball are you playing?

PGA.

And I'm playing a Pro-Flight.

I like a PGA better.

No, I'm just trying to prove to you that you're playing my ball. You see, a PGA has two black dots and a Pro-Flight has a circle.

I'm not superstitious about things like that.

Oh well, that doesn't have anything to do with it.

Stop talking for a minute, will you please? [To caddy] Will you take out the pin? [She sinks a 25-foot putt!]

Oh my, this is so silly. I never saw such — [He reaches for the ball in the cup] There, you see, it's a circle.

Well of course it is. Do you think it would run if it were square?

No. I have reference to a mark on the ball. That proves it's a Pro-Flight—

I know.

—and that's my ball!

Well, what does it matter? It's only a game anyway.

Well, my dear young lady, you don't seem to realize. You placed me in a very embarrassing position... The most important corporation lawyer in New York is waiting for me over on the first fairway.

Then it's silly of you to be fooling around on the 18th green.