[Opening scene: A pep-rally style cheerleading performance.]

I'm sexy! I'm cute! I'm popular to boot!
I'm bitchin'. Great hair, the boys all love to stare. I'm wanted, I'm hot, I'm everything you're not. I'm pretty, I'm cool. I dominate this school. Who am I? Just guess. Guys wanna touch my chest. I'm rockin, I smile, and many think I'm vile. I'm flying, I jump. You can look but don't you hump! Whoo!
I'm major! I roar! I swear I'm not a whore!
We cheer, and we lead, we act like we're on speed! Hate us 'cause we're beautiful, well we don't like you either! We're cheerleaders! We are cheerleaders! Roll call!

Call me Big Red!

I'm Wh-Wh-Whitney

C-C-C-Courtney! Roar!

Dude, it's Darcy!

I'm big bad Carver! Yeah!

Just call me Kasey!

I'm still Big Red. I sizzle! I scorch! But now I pass the torch! The ballots, are in! And one girl had to win. She's perky, she's fun! And now she's number 1! K-kick it Torrance! T-T-T-Torrance!

I'm strong and I'm loud! I'm gonna make you proud! I'm T-T-Torrance! Your captain Torrance!

Let's go, Toros! We are the Toros! The mighty, mighty Toros! We're so terrific! WE MUST BE TOROS!